it's very fat, I'll bound instantly or Satam will concentrate the monks



you have to answer a fool according to his folly.


- Where did you get those big brown eyes and tiny mind.


- The reason women usually win arguments with men is that only dumb men
are foolish enough to argue with women.


- A woman asks you a question, then answers it for you, and then says
you're wrong!


- Like women's anger, impotent and loud.


- A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humours and
flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and forward child; but he
neither consults them about, nor trusts them with, serious matters.


- On women writers: "As artists they're rot, but as providers they're
oil wells: they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was
fun to do. I understand Ferber whistles at her typewriter. And there was
that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days
looking for the right word." - Dorothy Parker


- Women take up ideas, like clothes, to suit their mood and whim,
whereas men only permit themselves one quasi-original idea, (or "ism"),
like a neck-tie.


- I see the woman with a scarf twisted round her hair and a cigarette in
her mouth. She has put the tea tray down upon the file on which my
future depends.


- Women are just like Communists - if you do exactly what they want all
the time you are being realistic and constructive and promoting the
cause of peace, and if you ever stand up to them you are resorting to
co


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