angry magic telecommunication at times Milton's counter

PM on a Friday (one of the busiest
hours) ties up the major trunk lines and really puts a cramp in the
government's style of carrying on. Call (202) 555-1212, which is
information and you won't even have to pay for the call. If you call a
government official, ask some questions like "How many kids did you kill
today?" or "What kind of liquor do Congressmen drink?" or offer to take
Teddy Kennedy for a ride. A woman can cause some real excitement by
calling a Congressman's office and screaming "Tell that *** he
forgot to meet Irene at the motel this afternoon."A Washington call-in
would work even better by phoning direct to homes of the big boys. For
starters you can call collect the following*: ¥ Richard M. Nixon - El
Presidente - (202) 456-1444 ¥ Spiro T. Agnew - El Toro - (202) 265-2000
ext. 6400 ¥ John N. Mitchell - El Butcher - (202) 965-2900 ¥ Melvin R.
Laird - El Defendo - (301) 652-4449 ¥ Henry A. Kissinger - El Exigente -
(202) 337-0042 ¥ William P. Rogers - El Crapper - (301) 654-7125 ¥
General Earl G. Wheeler - El Joint Bosso - (703) 527-6119 ¥ General
William C. Westmoreland - El Pollutoni - (703) 527-6999 ¥ Richard M.
Helms - El Assassin - (301) 652-4122 ¥ John N. Chafee-El Sinko
Swimmi-(703) 536-5411 *Any group who elopes with any of the persons
listed is entitled to a free copy of this book. Anyone who parlays all
10 in a lift-off can have all the royalties. Send ears for verification.
A great national campaign can be promoted that asks people to protest
the presidential election farces on Inauguration Day. When a president
says "So help me God," rush in and flush the toil


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