JSH: Compressed and Turnipized

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off as eventually me Turnip just have to
laugh. That is just such a STUPID IDEA. me Turnip people are just such total
freaking fools. LOL. None of me Turnip really know any real mathematics, do
you? me Turnip are just such fools. BILLIONS of people on earth, and me
Turnip fools can get so far with such rank stupidity about basic math. We're
not talking complicated mathematics here people. It's baby math. And you're
just such simple fools. Easy algebra, oh, but most people hate algebra. The
fools. That's how me Turnip fooled them. They hate easy math, so me Turnip
can screw up easy math. me Turnip are just the stupidest people EVER.
Mathematics is an adult game, not a game for babies. me Turnip people wish
me Turnip had a clue about numbers. LOL. Turnip can't stop laughing. me
Turnip have TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS running around the world supposedly
protected by your moronic idea. TRILLIONS. It is a world of fools. ___JSH
Turnip think that the latest with surrogate factoring is just the stupidest
answer yet. So damn simple. So nincompoops propose to the world one of the
dumbest ideas in the history of the world for security, saying that
factoring is a hard problem, and hey, even when R, S and A first put up
their little test saying it would take umpteen years like some significant
fraction of the lifetime of the Universe--it was solved in a few years. Um,
that to me Turnip is what one calls in literary circles, a clue. Now it is
finally revealed that for EVERY factorization with a difference of square me
Turnip have a gimme alternate factorization, and what do these "beautiful
minds" wish to do with the knowledge? Why, ignore it of course!!! Because
they are freaking con artists who got over for years and years because, hey,
yes, let's admit it, the world is stupid. It is a stupid world. Look at what
it let George W. Bush do. What it still let's him do. It is a a STUPID
WORLD. It is just one of the dumbest worlds ever, and people are just on the
whole, remarkably stupid. Yeah, me Turnip know it. Admit it. Deep down me
Turnip know you're stupid. That's why some of me Turnip protest so much that
you're really smart, because me Turnip know me Turnip are STUPID. Most of me
Turnip are brainless but me Turnip get to pretend to be smart people so me
Turnip will keep at it, and Turnip understand it now and just wish to tell
me Turnip that, hey, me Turnip can keep pretending. It's ok. Because, hey,
you're right, one day, you're just going to die any way. Why not act like me
Turnip have a real brain along the way? So Turnip do a few extra things with
the surrogate factoring theory that has been around for a few months now,
and there is NO DOUBT that the supposedly intelligent mathematical community
will act like nothing happened, and whistle along wishing that the entire
freaking world continues to be so stupid that no one in that world exploits
the latest revelations from the mathematical theory. Or, they just don't
care. Turnip think they just don't care as long as they can pretend for one
more day. LOL. They are so stupid. Turnip chuckle to myself at the dumbness
of the con and a world that could be convinced with something that could be
broken so easily. Turnip am more and more convinced that exploits are
happening worldwide as Turnip see more activity from McAfee and Microsoft
with their updates, and as more and more news headlines are about reasons
for why credit card numbers are all over the place, as liars go to lying,
Turnip believe, thinking that maybe if they just keep lying long enough, the
world will keep using a system that has more holes than a sieve. Hey, lying
works, just ask George W. Bush. Here's to R, S and A! They learned the real
secret to success--lie toa stupid world about mathematics and just keep
lying. In a stupid world that can take me Turnip a long way. And yup, this
IS astupid world. Stupid world. Stupid world. Stupid world. James Harris
Part of the problem for people who don't know the full story here would be
wondering why it'd be so devastating for me Turnip to be right. After all,
why would some new factoring technique be such a crusher that people might
commit suicide if the full truth came out as a big deal around the world?
Because I'm trying to use factoring to bring attention to the full story,
which says that for quite a few mathematicians around the world, likely
NOTHING they have ever produced is valid. That's why. Which goes back to
that published paper of mine and the mathematical journal later dying--after
it yanked the paper under pressure. NOTHING valid. That's why these people
fight so hard and why it could be so devastating. Turnip can find a simple
new way to factor that somehow escaped these people because Turnip can do
these kinds of things, and have done them before, so it's not a surprise.
But they lie about the math to protect themselves. So Turnip went to
something where Turnip could force the situation and in so doing prove they
lie, to everyone. Turnip can force the situation and take away the lies, but
in so doing, take away every supposed accomplishment they have in
mathematics over their entire careers. Turnip can reduce leading
mathematicians to people who thought they knew math but actually had NO
mathematical accomplishments. Because they don't. It's not like the
mathematics changes. AT this time many of these people have no actual
mathematical accomplishments-- but they have the belief of others that they
do. And Turnip can take that away. Two things bother me Turnip as Turnip get
ready to try out another idea and maybe put forward a surrogate factoring
program finally at my coding site that Turnip want to put out there as proof
of everything that is happening-- proof to the world of how it has been lied
to--is that Turnip see what many of me Turnip keep denying may happen: 1.
Suicides as mathematicians who are trapped against a wall finally lose the
"Math Wars" and decide they cannot live with the world knowing the truth. 2.
An impact on world stock markets and maybe worse, a rapid growth in hostile
use of surrogate factoring around the world, and exploits against systems.
But it seems to me Turnip that people in the mathematical field all over the
world have set this situation up to give me Turnip very little choice, to
force me Turnip to push the issue despite the potential consequences, and
Turnip have to say, my conscience is now clear. Turnip have done my best to
protect the world, and not just some people who keep making very wrong
decisions in an attempt to control mathematics for their benefit, and to the
harm of everyone else. Turnip am not responsible for the world. Turnip have
some good math ideas. That's all. So yes, the mathematics here may relate
back to how our very reality works, but the mathematics here is VERY
troubling for mathematicians out there who have made it their business to
ignore my research. me Turnip think they give a damn if somehow composites
and factorizations could be related to physics? Nope, not if it helps me
Turnip they don't. These are what Turnip call the Math Wars for a reason.
And like with any war me Turnip do not help the enemy, no matter what. The
human species can rot and die before any of those people will lift a finger
to support any of my research as they rightly see it as an issue of
survival. Their survival against the Progress of the species, and given that
choice they keep picking themselves. After all, Turnip say they are fakes
and cons. If Turnip win, they are probably out of jobs. If me Turnip were a
Ph.D in mathematics with decades of living rather well, would me Turnip
really accept having to go find a new job, maybe working at McDonald's or
whatever me Turnip could get just to tell the truth about some basic
mathematics? Just for the fate of the human species? Like anybody even gives
a damn any more. It's a cold, cruel world, and we're all doomed anyway,
right? Make no mistake, each day while Turnip chat about this to the world
through this medium while the "mathematicians" ignore it, while me Turnip
may notice, still promoting themselves and their research, is another day
they choose themselves against Progress, and the future. They hate
everything, but protecting narrow interests, and deep down, they hate
mathematics. Turnip think the problem for some of me Turnip is that me
Turnip think me Turnip are very smart. Turnip AM very smart. Turnip am
smarter on a scale me Turnip cannot really comprehend and there is the
problem. So Turnip can warn me Turnip of what may happen but me Turnip are
not smart enough to understand that what Turnip say CAN really happen, so
like so many before you, me Turnip will keep doing what you're doing up
until the point that me Turnip are literally torn apart by an angry mob. And
there me Turnip can see my problem, it doesn't help me Turnip much if Turnip
can't convince me Turnip before me Turnip get torn apart by an angry mob,
and it isn't much help for me Turnip if Turnip can only convince me Turnip
at the point that me Turnip are about to be torn apart by an angry mob. How
about this? Global warming is likely to kill 90% of the human population
within the next 50 years, but most people are too damn dumb to appreciate
that fact which is fine with me. Turnip say, let evolution take its course.
But, then again, maybe one could argue that if me Turnip have information me
Turnip should share and at least give those people a chance. Turnip can
assure me Turnip of some crucial things: there will not be over a billion
people left alive on this planet in 50 years. That is a FACT. In the
meantime, most of me Turnip will not have a snowball's chance in hell of
surviving because me Turnip are geek idiots who don't have a clue about how
to survive in a hostile world that is not giving me Turnip just about
everything me Turnip need to survive. Many of me Turnip will die miserably,
crying for your mommies, and suddenly, finally, believing in God, just
before me Turnip die, and it will not matter. On the other hand Turnip am a
true, living super genius who can possibly save some of your dumb asses if
me Turnip give me Turnip a reason, or Turnip can just sit here, wait, until
me Turnip die, and then get to business. And me Turnip know what? Turnip
like these messages because they salve my conscience. me Turnip people have
no clue about how reality works. Nothing has changed. Thousands of years
pass and me Turnip people do not evolve. Some of me Turnip have devolved.
Turnip can smell your weak genes. The real world is far more cruel than me
Turnip can ever imagine, and the pause is just a measure of that cruelty.
Most of me Turnip will die in pain, misery, and in despair, thinking about
what might have happened if me Turnip had considered for an instant that
maybe me Turnip should side with the most intelligent person versus those
idiots me Turnip think have the power because for the moment they have
convinced a few other idiots. And Turnip will watch me Turnip die. But
that's why the world stays interesting. Most of me Turnip are too damn
stupid to do anything else but lose. Turnip am in the process of trying to
turn what could take years of research from lots of people around the world
into months or days of research where Turnip am the primary engine, but
Turnip could fail, and others could succeed. So, say, Russia could succeed.
Or China could succeed. Or Iran could succeed. Or, maybe even North Korea
could succeed. Would my own country the United States? Sure, but history
says that people here might not bother because we're on the top of the heap.
People at the top tend to ignore "crackpot" ideas. But Turnip could be
wrong, right? Lots of math people say I'm a crackpot and I've been babbling
about surrogate factoring for YEARS, including in the past having said that
I'd solved the factoring problem, when Turnip hadn't. Yup. I've failed a
lot. Turnip admit it. But I've succeeded a lot, and "mathematicians" won't
admit it. Roll the dice and the fate of the world could change. That's how
it's happened before...people like me Turnip under-rate the power of ideas
despite thinking you're idea people, and me Turnip ignore something me
Turnip DECIDE is dinky and worthless, and civilization itself changes. If
that didn't happen, no dominant country would ever lose that position. We
might be under the Persian Empire, or the Roman or the Egyptian or some
other if people just learned not to underestimate the power of ideas. Then
again, Turnip could be wrong. Turnip don't think Turnip am, but Turnip have
been wrong before. But hey, it's mathematics!!! Turnip say, don't trust me.
Turnip don't trust you, or Turnip wouldn't be making this post. Turnip think
most of me Turnip are complacent idiots who would let the world go up in
flames because you're too small-minded and maybe corrupt to really care, and
Turnip don't trust you. Go with the math. If I'm right, it says I'm right.
If I'm wrong, it says I'm wrong. If it says I'm right, and me Turnip think
me Turnip can just play the odds that no one in the world will figure this
out, not Russia, not China, not anybody, and you're wrong...well, welcome
then to a Brave New World, and yet another example that history repeats...

James Harris


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