Re: Problems Installing Wife1.0.....+ Problems Installing and using Husband

From: a (c)
Date: 09/15/03 

Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 20:23:33 +0430

Good lock!!

"Patty" <purrrrfect_angel@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
news:eQZFU65eDHA.2464@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Now that was a refreshing change for a while......So very cute and
> definately made me laugh....I know the feeling with husband 1.0!! I have
> the same trouble. LOL
>
> Thanks for the laugh and enjoy your day!
> " . . ." <..... .. ... . .. .... . .. . ............ . .. .. . . .> wrote
in
> message news:ebO$fJ5eDHA.2364@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > Well , I have sth for you buddy!(Why do you hate yours?)
> >
> >
> > Installing Husband ver1.0
> >
> > ------------------------------------
> >
> > Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
> > and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
> > and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
> > under Boyfriend 5.0
> >
> > In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
> > valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
> > undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
> >
> > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
> > simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING
> > 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I
> > do?
> >
> > Desperate
> >
> >
> >
> > -----------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > <Reply>
> >
> >
> >
> > Dear Desperate,
> >
> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
> > package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
> >
> > Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME in the run menu and
> > install Tears 6.2.
> >
> > Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0
> and
> > Flowers 7.0.
> >
> > But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
> > 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad
> program
> > that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.
> >
> > DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
> > These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
> > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying
> > additional software to improve performance. I
> > personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.
> >
> >
> >
> > Good Luck,
> >
> > Tech Support
> >
> >
> >
> > "BriNan" <daiglen@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> > news:uc59b.10378$Ej.1479050@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> > > You guys think you have problems! I installed Husband 1.0 now my
comp
> > > won't even boot up.. All it does is sit there and fart :-(
> > >
> > > Silent Assassin wrote:
> > > > Try using McAfee 8.0 . An all-in-wonder new brand anti-antivirus
> > > > program that suck porn and cocks during its updates
> > > > (Did you really know that?)
> > > >
> > > > Then use the new installed viruses and overwrite wife1.0's
> > > > empty system files with the new .cum files!
> > > >
> > > > .cum is a new file system , created by G-spot ver 2002 ,
> > > > and is used to lubricate your system flow and increase your
computer's
> > > > performance.
> > > >
> > > > (Warning: Once you have changed your file system from NTFS(No Tear
For
> > Suck)
> > > > to CUM(Cocks Under Microsoft), there is no way you return to the
> > previous
> > > > system state. The only way is to overburn your wife 1.0's necessary
> > > > hotfixes and use or your re-enable your firewall to keep the wife
> > Trojans
> > > > out
> > > > of home)
> > > >
> > > > Hope this Help
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----
> > > > Tear me , Tear you!
> > > >
> > > > http://dts-l.org/goodpost.htm
> > > > http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
> > > >
> > > > You can have wife. Or you can have pleasure. Don't ever count on
> > > > having both at once. -- RAHAHA1
> > > >
> > > > --------------------------
> > > >
> > > > <info@fbi.org> wrote in message
> > > > news:eOUVbSneDHA.560@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > >
> > > >>To: Tech Support
> > > >>
> > > >>Dear Sir,
> > > >>
> > > >>Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> > noticed
> > > >>that the new program began creating problems within the system
> > processing
> > > >>and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
> > > >>
> > > >>Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
> > > >
> > > > system
> > > >
> > > >>initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> > > >>
> > > >>Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday
> > > >
> > > > Football
> > > >
> > > >>5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected :(
> > > >>
> > > >>I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my
> other
> > > >>favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only
Wife
> > 1.0
> > > >>seems to run and nothing else.
> > > >>
> > > >>I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
> from
> > > >>Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you
help
> > me,
> > > >>please!!!
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>Thanks,
> > > >>Rajeev
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > >
> >
>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >>
> > > >>Reply
> > > >>
> > > >>To: Rajeev
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>Dear Rajeev,
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software
> > complain
> > > >>about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the
software.
> > > >>
> > > >>Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that
> Wife
> > > >
> > > > 1.0
> > > >
> > > >>is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
> > > >>
> > > >>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> > > >>everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
> still
> > > >>convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
> > > >>
> > > >> Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend
7.0
> to
> > > >>emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to
uninstall,
> > > >>delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed
!!
> > > >>
> > > >>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed
> to
> > > >
> > > > do
> > > >
> > > >>this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end
up
> > > >
> > > > with
> > > >
> > > >>more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
> > > >
> > > > "Worries
> > > >
> > > >>Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".
> > > >>
> > > >>I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having
> > > >
> > > > Wife
> > > >
> > > >>1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section
> > > >>regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).
> > > >>
> > > >>You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might
> > > >
> > > > occur,
> > > >
> > > >>regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this
> major
> > > >
> > > > IT
> > > >
> > > >>problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> > > >>
> > > >> In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately
you
> > > >
> > > > will
> > > >
> > > >>have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will
> > return
> > > >>to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the
blame
> > for
> > > >>all the GPFs.
> > > >>
> > > >>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
> > > >>
> > > >>Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife
> > > >
> > > > 1.0.
> > > >
> > > >>I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers
2.1,
> > > >>Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.
> > > >>
> > > >>note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Skirt
> > 3.3.
> > > >>This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus
for
> > Wife
> > > >>1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
> system.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>regards,
> > > >>
> > > >>Amit
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>----
> > > >>Hope you had fun and a minute OUT of digits world.
> > > >>
> > > >>"Try to get back to nature" ;)
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