Re: Problems Installing Wife1.0.....

From: Silent Assassin (Hitman-hits_at_hotmsn.***)
Date: 09/14/03 

Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 20:00:50 +0430

Try using McAfee 8.0 . An all-in-wonder new brand anti-antivirus
 program that suck porn and cocks during its updates
(Did you really know that?)

Then use the new installed viruses and overwrite wife1.0's
 empty system files with the new .cum files!

.cum is a new file system , created by G-spot ver 2002 ,
and is used to lubricate your system flow and increase your computer's
performance.

(Warning: Once you have changed your file system from NTFS(No Tear For Suck)
to CUM(Cocks Under Microsoft), there is no way you return to the previous
system state. The only way is to overburn your wife 1.0's necessary
hotfixes and use or your re-enable your firewall to keep the wife Trojans
out
of home)

Hope this Help 

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> To: Tech Support
>
> Dear Sir,
>
> Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
> that the new program began creating problems within the system processing
> and that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
> Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
system
> initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
>
> Applications such as Poker Night 2.3,  Girlfriend 3.2 and Saturday
Football
> 5.0 no longer run, crashing the entire system whenever selected  :(
>
> I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while running my other
> favorite applications. Whichever module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0
> seems to run and nothing else.
>
> I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall from
> Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not work on this program. Can you help me,
> please!!!
>
>
> Thanks,
> Rajeev
>
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> Reply
>
> To: Rajeev
>
>
> Dear  Rajeev,
>
>
> This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain
> about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.
>
> Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife
1.0
> is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
>
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
> convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
>
>  Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
> emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
> delete, or purge the program files from the system once  installed !!
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do
> this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with
> more problems than the original system.  Look in your manual under
"Worries
> Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".
>
> I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife
> 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
> regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).
>
> You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur,
> regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major
IT
> problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
>
>  In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you
will
> have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return
> to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
> all the GPFs.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
>
> Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0.
> I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1,
> Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.
>
> note: Do not  under any circumstances, install Secretary With  Skirt 3.3.
> This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife
> 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
>
> regards,
>
> Amit
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> Hope you had fun and a minute OUT of digits world.
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> "Try to get back to nature" ;)
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