Re: To clarify the link for CWShredder Update

From: Curt Christianson (curtchristnsn_at_NOSPAMyahoo.com)
Date: 02/27/04 

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 21:33:48 -0600

Hi Pa,
You're the second one I *know of * to blow LS's cover, and I think the other one was an MVP too (Aw heck, it was GST).
Either you MVP's have way too much time on your hands, or way too many resources available to you (no, not GDI etc.)
<g,d & r v v f>
Curt
  "PA Bear" <PABear@mvps.org> wrote in message news:uN3IbSM$DHA.2660@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
  Susan Bradley, CPA aka Ebitz - SBS Rocks [MVP] wrote:
> May I just point out that to the average person coming into this group..
> the fact that that post was...
>
> a. majorly cross posted
> b. and with the sig line of Lucky Strike
> LS@smokedamagedfurniture.youcandriveitawaytoday.com
>
> Of which both together to the reasonably paranoid person ... I wouldn't
> click on those links either.
>
> It looked like a distribution of a virus or bogus code even if it was
> not. Unfortunately we have to be careful these days.

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  </paste>
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  Every CPA should know this song! <VBG>
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  ~PA Bear

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