Re: To clarify the link for CWShredder Update

From: Susan Bradley, CPA aka Ebitz - SBS Rocks [MVP] (sbradcpa_at_pacbell.net)
Date: 02/27/04 

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 18:35:30 -0800

Can I help it if I lead a paranoid sheltered life :-)

PA Bear wrote:
> Susan Bradley, CPA aka Ebitz - SBS Rocks [MVP] wrote:
> > May I just point out that to the average person coming into this group..
> > the fact that that post was...
> >
> > a. majorly cross posted
> > b. and with the sig line of Lucky Strike
> > LS@smokedamagedfurniture.youcandriveitawaytoday.com
> <mailto:LS@smokedamagedfurniture.youcandriveitawaytoday.com>
> >
> > Of which both together to the reasonably paranoid person ... I wouldn't
> > click on those links either.
> >
> > It looked like a distribution of a virus or bogus code even if it was
> > not. Unfortunately we have to be careful these days.
>
> For my (counter-)culturally deprived sister, I offer:
>
> <paste>
> Step right up, step right up, step right up,
> Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
> That's right, you too can be the proud owner
> Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
> One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
> You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
> Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
> Something for the little lady, hmm
> Three for a dollar
> We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
> And a *smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
> *Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
> They come in all colors, one size fits all
> No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
> Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
> Going out of business sale
> Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
> Don't settle for less
> How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
> Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
> Don't be caught with your drawers down,
> Don't be caught with your drawers down
> You can step right up, step right up
>
> That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
> Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
> And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
> It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
> It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
> And it finds that slipper that's been at large
> under the chaise lounge for several weeks
> And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
> It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
> And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up
>
> 'Cause it forges your signature
> If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
> For complete refund of price of purchase
> Step right up
> Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
> You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
> Swim in it, sleep in it,
> Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
> [My favorite part:]
> /Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right
> And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
> Tired of being the life of the party?
> Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
> Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
> And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
> Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
> See you later alligator
> And it steals your car
> It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
> It's a friend, and it's a companion,
> And it's the only product you will ever need
> Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
> Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
> Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, [hell,] it is a job
> /And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
> And it gives you denture breath
> And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
> And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
> It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
> Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
> Never needs winding, never needs winding
> Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
> Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,
> C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
> 'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
> It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
> It gives you an erection, it wins the election
> Why put up with painful corns any longer?
> It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
> We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work
> guaranteed
> How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
> We need your business, we're going out of business
> We'll give you the business
> Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
> Receive our free brochure, free brochure
> Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
> Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,
> Step right up, step right up, step right up
> You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
> Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
> C'mon step right up
> (Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
> Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
> c'mon
> Step right up, you can step right up, c'mon and step right up,
> C'mon and step right up
> </paste>
> http://tom-waits.spb.ru/lyrics/smallcha_e.php3#Step_Right_Up
>
> Every CPA should know this song! <VBG>
> --
> ~PA Bear 

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