Big Bertha Thing pastures



Big Bertha Thing pastures
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
File access page for 138K Zip File, see link:-
http://www.bigberthathing.com/cricket.html

Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure
Order,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and
documentation.

Pastures Software Package.
(Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing cricket

The Rules of Cricket
by Tony Lance

1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11)
2nd side goes in till all out.
1st side wins.
Exceptions;-
i Rain stops play is draw.
ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win.
iii Equal final scores are a draw.

2. Every run counts one.
Exceptions;-
i A no runs boundary hit counts 4.
ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6.
iii A no hit too wide counts 1.
iv A no hit boundary counts 4.
v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule)
vi A no hit can still be run.

3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!)
Exceptions;-
i Stumped out.
ii Run out.
iii Thrown out.
iv Trod on wicket.
v Retired injured.

Exception to all of above.
Runner for slightly injured.


Street Cricket

Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2.
Equipment;-
i Cut out bat.
ii Rubber ball.
iii Piece of chalk.

Owner of bat goes first.
Owner of ball goes first.
Fielder bowls next.
Bowled out, bowler bats.
Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball.
The end
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Tony Lance
tonylance@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Lance <judemarie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Jan 25 2007, 2:17 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing tactics
To: sci.chem
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

24 February 1998 18:22:42
OUSA Astronomy Item
From:   Frank Hollis
Subject:        Re(2): Big Bertha Thing positron
To:     OUSA Astronomy Caroline Walcot,oufcnt2.open.ac.uk writes:

I don't see what pics of a positron particle (??) have to do with a
conference on
Astronomy, which is basically stargazing and astrophysics and mainly
optics.

Surely all this Big Bertha stuff should be diverted to a physics
conference such as S271?

cheers

Caroline

Or even better, the conference that was specifically set up for
exactly this material,
moderated by Spammer in Chief - Tony Lance.

                Frank
.



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