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Date: 12/28/04

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    As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb,
    poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans
    are no exception!

    High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
    1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
    Onions
    bell peppers
    Wooden or metal skewers

    Marinate the meat overnight.
    Get the grill good and hot while placing meat, vegetables, and
       fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers.
    Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats.
    Grill to medium rare,
       serve with garlic cous-cous and sautéed asparagus.
    Coffee and sherbet for desert then walnuts, cheese, and port.
    Cigars for the gentlemen (and ladies if they so desire)!

    Crock-Pot Crack Baby

    When the quivering, hopelessly addicted crack baby succumbs to death,
    get him immediately butchered and into the crock-pot, so that any
    remaining toxins will not be fatal. But don?t cook it too long,
    because like Blowfish, there is a perfect medium between the poisonous
    and the stimulating. Though it may not have the same effect on your
    guests, a whole chicken cooked in this fashion is also mighty tasty.

    1 newborn - cocaine addicted, freshly expired, cleaned and butchered
    Carrots
    onions
    leeks
    celery
    bell pepper
    potatoes
    Salt
    pepper
    garlic, etc
    4 cups water

    Cut the meat into natural pieces and brown very well in olive oil,
       remove, then brown half of the onions, the bell pepper, and celery.
    When brown, mix everything into the crock-pot, and in 6 to 8 hours you
       have turned a hopeless tragedy into a heartwarming meal!

    George?s Bloody Mary

    Don?t shy away from this one, it is simply a cocktail varia

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