Re: Boy in a Santa suit asked to quit dance

From: Fred Muscara (fmuscara_at_sau21.k12.nh.us)
Date: 12/28/04 

Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 06:19:15 GMT

If it becomes necessary to hide the fact that you are eating
human babies, this is the perfect solution.
But if you are still paranoid, you can substitute pork ***.

5 lb. lean chuck roast
3 lb. prime baby ***
2 tablespoons each:
   salt
   black, white and cayenne peppers
   celery salt
   garlic powder
   parsley flakes
   brown sugar
1 teaspoon sage
2 onions
6 cloves garlic
bunch green onions, chopped

Cut the children?s butts and the beef roast into pieces
   that will fit in the grinder.
Run the meat through using a 3/16 grinding plate.
Add garlic, onions and seasoning then mix well.
Add just enough water for a smooth consistency, then mix again.
Form the sausage mixture into patties or stuff into natural casings.

Stillborn Stew

By definition, this meat cannot be had altogether fresh,
but have the lifeless unfortunate available immediately after delivery,
or use high quality beef or pork roasts (it is cheaper and better to
cut up a whole roast than to buy stew meat).

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