Re: Nomination - Dustin Cook for Kooki Information Minister

From: Kadaitcha Man (***-you.ya.cunt_at_kiss-my-big-black-ass.com)
Date: 11/16/05 

Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:33:58 +0545

smallfoot, <tiptoe@left.foot>, the putrescible, insufferable mankhead, and
lift attendant, proscribed:
> In article <a97a40ca40a6477aaddaf5f6129a4d87@you.bulging-opprobrious-
> mouse.net>, ***-you.ya.***@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com says...
>> Sean Monaghan, <sean@petitmorte.net>, the witless, slowgoing
>> accumulation of stupidness, and usher and door attendant, gagged:
>>> Kooki Information Minister - Named in honour of Iraq's Mohammed
>>> Saeed al-Sahhaf, this office is held by...
>>> the kook whose claims are most noticeably at variance with known
>>> facts.
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>>
>>> I hereby nominate Dustbin Kook for Kooki Information Minister.
>>>
>>> Seconds, anyone?
>>
>> hahahaha - thanks for putting my pet k0oK up, Sean. He's up for 5
>> awards by the looks of it. Hell, he's almost KKKooter material.
>
> It's cute the way he gets his ass handed to him, and then he snecks
> groups and claims it's the asskicker whose ass got kicked.

I like how he makes a nebulous statement in thread A) then when he's beaten
about the snotter for it, he pulls a quote from a completely unrelated
thread B) and concludes that what he wrote in B) proves he also wrote it in
A). This is a pisser... especially when you read his closing line, "KM. Next
time, read more of the thread;"

"Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dustin@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132091435.911986.41580@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com

>>> Awe.. didn't I make a similiar suggestion, KM? Yes yes I did.
>>> I stated it wasn't seeing his keypresses, suggested several
>>> things he could try. And apparently I was right, he's using a
>>> usb keyboard and the bios didn't have legacy USB support turned
>>> on.
>>
>> Did you? Really?
>
> From: "Dustin Cook" <bughunter.dus...@gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: can't format xp
> Date: 9 Nov 2005 23:53:14 -0800
> Message-ID: <1131609194.411190.316450@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
> References: <ZLSdnTIaQclCLe_eRVn-sw@comcast.com>
> <dkvi8r.2mc.1@133.256.1.103.MISMATCH>
> <sWycf.18313$dO2.8880@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net>
> <cMzcf.477043$1i.207005@pd7tw2no>
> <HIKdnYwYuJC4V-_eRVn-pw@rogers.com>
> <gaBcf.478734$1i.75825@pd7tw2no>
>
> Fakename wrote:
>> If this restore/recovery disk is an hardware specific OEM version of
>> a windows CD then they may have licensed the boot loader as well.
>> Win2k
>> and WinXp both have that exact prompt when booting from cd "Press any
>> key to boot from CD..." If you don't press any key it exits and the
>> next item in the BIOS boot list is looked to for boot files.
>>
>> So, if this vendor disk is made that way, and the BIOS is inded set
>> to
>> look to the CD first then I may very well be right.
>>
>> But this could just be the way the BIOS manufacturer made their
>> product.
>
> I won't say with 100% certainty, but I will say beyond reasonable
> doubt this is incorrect.
> Which key is the fellow pressing? Try pressing the spacebar a few
> times before it counts to the fifth period. If it's ignoring
> keypresses, Shut the machine off, unplug the keyboard, plug it back
> in. turn the computer back on. if that fails, try another keyboard.
> If a known working keyboard also fails and it's ps2; see if your box
> will allow a usb keyboard and try that.
>
> Your cdrom is booting first, so you set it correctly in the BIOS. And
> there is no "security" I'm aware of aside from a PCI/ISA card
> physically in the machine to cause it to ignore you and not boot from
> cd, assuming it is reading a valid keypress from you.
>
> Regards,
> Dustin Cook
> http://bughunter.atspace.org

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! "see if your box will allow a usb keyboard
and try that" <> "And apparently I was right, he's using a usb keyboard and
the bios didn't have legacy USB support turned on."

Anyway, dustbin, that post you copied and pasted... it was for a completely
different thread. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking retarded shitewipe.
You were given the Message-IDs, you fucking useless pillock.

news:1131609446.509192.217720@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com
news:1131608941.000948.149940@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com

Do you see either of those in the references for the post you claim to be
proof that you're not a complete disckwit? Hmmm? You don't?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

> I sure did, KM. Next time, read more of the thread; 

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