Re: MAKING YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM SECURE AFTER IT?S BEEN COMPROMISED

From: Unknown Hacker (Unknown_Hacker_at_Phreaker.net)
Date: 10/17/03 

Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2003 18:01:44 GMT

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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take
a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed
to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned!

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