Re: [Full-Disclosure] UTTER HORSESHIT: [was January 15 is Personal Firewall Day, help the cause]

From: Mike Shaw (mike_at_shawnuff.net)
Date: 01/15/04

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Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 07:38:34 -0800

    Personal Firewall!

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid
    prolonged exposure to Personal Firewall.
    Caution: Personal Firewall may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    Personal Firewall Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
     should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
    Do not use Personal Firewall on concrete.

    Discontinue use of Personal Firewall if any of the following occurs:

    Itching
    Vertigo
    Dizziness
    Tingling in extremities
    Loss of balance or coordination
    Slurred speech
    Temporary blindness
    Profuse sweating
    Heart palpitations

    If Personal Firewall begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
    and cover head.
    Personal Firewall may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, Personal Firewall should be returned to its special
    container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of Personal Firewall, Wacky Products
    Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any
    and all liability.

    Ingredients of Personal Firewall include an unknown glowing substance
    which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Personal Firewall has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and
    is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Personal Firewall.

    Personal Firewall comes with a lifetime guarantee.

    Personal Firewall

    ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

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